Candy For Jesus

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Glue Monsters do a song about the Christian holiday called Halloween.

lyrics

Glue Monsters Here
Doing A Song About A Christian
Holiday Called Halloween
You See In The Old Days
A Young Jesus Went Door To Door In Search Of Candy
Those Who Didn’t Have Any
He’d Smite With Eggs And Toilet Paper Their House
A Tradition For All Kids
Who Think Of Jesus As A Role Model
So Here We Go
Hope You Like It Ha

Me And My Friend
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah Huh Drummer Ha Ha Yeah

Me And My Friend
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
From That Sugar Rush Man

When I Knock Upon Your Door
My Only Purpose Is To Score
Some Peanut Butter Cups Ha Ha
Don’t Think That You Will Make Us Beg
You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg

Ha Ha Yeah That Would Be Drummer
He Always Volunteers To Hang Back 
And Deliver The Tricks
You Know What I Mean Ha Ha Yeah

Me And My Friend
Have Been Walking All Night
We Love Candy
We Sure Do Man

I Wonder What Jesus Would Do
If I Take Your Candy I O U
He’d Probably Tell You It’s A Bummer
And Then He’d Signal Back To Drummer

With The Egg And Toilet Paper All Ready To Go
Knowing That Jesus Is Looking Down Upon
Him With A Smile
Hopefully Not With Too Many Cavities Though

Me And My Friend
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
We’re Always Out There On Halloween

I Hope I Get A Milky Way I Do Hope I Get One
Or Someone’s Gonna Have To Pay
Thank You Ma’am For Coming Through
You’re Safe This Year Cause Jesus Loves You
Ha Ha Yeah He Does

Before This Fine Tradition Started
Kids Had To Go Years Without Candy
Can You Imagine Going That Long
Without That Sugar Rush That Makes
You Feel So Good Inside
Man I Can’t
Then Jesus Came Around
And Changed All That
Thanks A Lot Man Ha Ha Yeah

Me And My Friend
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah We Have Ha Ha

Me And My Friend
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
Man I Think That Sugar Has Something To Do With It

When I Knock Upon Your Door
Yeah I’m Talking To You
My Only Purpose Is To Score
Don’t Think That You Will Make Me Beg
I Do Enough Of That With My Baby
You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg

Tell Them Drummer
How You Are In It To Win It Ha Ha

Me And My Friend
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah Man We Love Halloween

Me And My Friend
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
Aww Man What Happened
I Messed Up Huh Ha Ha Ha
Oh Like That Doesn’t Happen Every Day Ha Ha Yeah

This Is Pretty Fun Huh Drummer
Drummer
Aww Man He Ain’t Even Listening
He’s Too Busy Digging Into The
Hey Man We’re Supposed To Share That Man
C’mon Drummer
We Were Gonna Divide That Up At Home
Damn Drummer You Did This Last Halloween Too Man
At Least Unwrap The Damn Thing Man
Man He’s Got Chocolate Dripping Down
The Side Of His Mouth Man
I Can’t Stay Mad At A Face Looks Like That Ha Ha

We Got Candy For Jesus Yeah
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Drummer Sing You Know The Words
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Man I’m Just Saying Candy For Jesus
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Drummer Man You Never Participate In Nothing
Man Except For Eating All The Candy Ha Ha Ha

Yeah I Want To Thank Jesus 
For Coming Up With This Holiday
For Us To Celebrate
Thank You Jesus

Y’all Take Care And Enjoy Yourselves
This Halloween All Right
Candy For Jesus
Yeah

credits

from Gimme Some Glue, released October 31, 2012

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Glue Monsters Redondo Beach, California

We do like to drink, so we're not responsible for anything that anyone breaks while listening to us. Grow up man, and take responsibility for your own reactions to our tunes man. Hahahahaha, you should of seen the looks on your faces when you were reading that! HAHAHAHAHA!! ... more

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