That's Not My Kid

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Hahaha Yeah Glue Monsters Here
How Are You Doing
You Miss Us Haha
I Bet You Do
Say Hello Drummer Hahaha
Drummers Waving Oh Man
That Drummer’s Funny Man
You Oughta Hang Out With Us Sometime Man
You’ll Be Laughing Your Butt Off All Day Long 
Around Drummer Hahaha I Know I Do 
Hahaha Yeah

Anyways Me And Drummer Were Walking 
Down The Street Right Now 
And Man We Saw My Old Girlfriend Man
She Was Looking Good Man 
Except For One Thing
She Had This Kid On Her Hand
Man It’s Like What Is That
We Got Closer And It Looked Like Me
Oh Man Oh Baby

That’s Not My Kid Haha
No It’s Not Man I Can’t Be Having No Kid Now
Hahaha Ah Baby
I Got Six Words For You
That’s Not My Kid Hahaha Yeah Baby Haha Oh

I Tell Drummer I Say Man I’m Outta Here
I Jumped In The Bushes Man
Man I Got All Dirty
I’m All Covered In Foxtails And Spider Webs
I Even I Think I Even Sat On An Anthill
Haha Oh Man That Was That Stung Haha
Oh Man I Still It Still Hurts When I Sit Down Hahaha

Oh But Anyways Man She Looks In The Bushes
And She’s All I Can See You In The Bushes
You’re All Screaming And Stuff Haha
I’m All Man I Didn’t Think You Could See Me
In Here Hahaha
Ah Man She Goes She Says You Know What I Need
I Got Something To Say To You 
I Say I’m I Got Something To Say To You First Baby
That’s Not My Kid Hahaha Ah Man That Was Funny
I’m All Telling Her I Say Hey Baby
I Told Her Six Words Huh Didn’t I Drummer
Yeah He Said Yeah That’s Not My Kid

Hahaha Yeah Baby Oh And She Said Nah
I Was Gonna Tell You That I Know
That You’re In The Glue Monsters
Cause This Little Kid Told Me
And He Was Going To Take Me To Your House
And I Was Going To Get Back Together With You
And I Was Going To Take You Back
And I Said Yeah Baby That’s Right
I Am The Glue Monsters Man Me And Drummer
Said Nah I Said Ah That’s Good Man
I Wanna Get Back Together With You Too Man
You’re Looking Good And She Said Wait A Minute
No No That Was Before I Found Out
You Were Going To Jump In The Bushes
If You Knew It Was Your Kid
Now I See How You Are I’m Outta Here

And She Turned Around And Walked Away Man
That Looked Good Walking Away But Still Man
I Had To Let Her Go Because I Was Just Happy
That That Wasn’t My Kid Ah Man 
You Know What I’m Saying

Yeah That’s Not My Kid Hahaha Oh Man
That Still Brings A Smile To My Face
Just The Fact That’s Not My Kid Hahaha
I Still Think Of That Booty Walking Away Too Though Hahaha


from Gimme Some Glue, released October 31, 2012



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Glue Monsters Redondo Beach, California

We do like to drink, so we're not responsible for anything that anyone breaks while listening to us. Grow up man, and take responsibility for your own reactions to our tunes man. Hahahahaha, you should of seen the looks on your faces when you were reading that! HAHAHAHAHA!! ... more

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